Well, I'm here again.

Back into the "blogosphere." Why? Simple– I realized that I had all sorts of things to rant about, and nobody to rant to. I don't want to be that guy where people say, "oh, there's that guy, he's going to complain about something." Most of my compatriots think my complaining is cute in a baby-use-potty kind of way; my problems aren't any worse than anyone elses, but I just seem so proud of myself when I solve them.

Unfortunately, I fancy myself a positive influence (and I'm positively fancy (but in a totally not gay way (end parentheses))(see?)). What the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah. In conclusion, the driving age should not be changed until minors have the power to vote. Wait, shit, that was the blog I wrote last year (http://chess-moves.blogspot.com/, check it out). No, this will not be some poetic, self-absorbed pseudo-philosophical "the world doesn't appreciate how deep I am" kind of blog. This is more of the "I like cheese" kind of blog, since I just got tired of telling the same old stories over and over, and my friends are tired of hearing them. So, I'll write them down. And you, dear friend and reader, can come and visit whenever you please.

Love, Robert