Epilogue to the Primaries

For all the animosity I have towards Hillary Clinton, it's nothing like the animosity I have towards the man-hating fringe of the feminist movement for doing everything in their power to use this as an opportunity to attack mankind for not blindly handing them the Presidency. Rather than taking the common logic approach of building on the progress they've made this year, they're throwing a temper tantrum, petitioning for people to help John McCain win, to punish our country (and the entire world) for not handing over the most powerful office in the world, claiming that it was pure unbridled sexism which denied them their go-given right to put the most intolerant, reactionary, childish nominee that they could have possibly chosen into the Oval Office.

As a working class atheist Northwesterner who has a history of drug use, approves of gay marriage, and is marrying a foreigner, I don't shed a tear for the fact that a woman is being denied the Presidency. You know why? They can run someone else in 2016. I will never—never—be represented in the White House. There will never be anyone anything like me as President of this country. But if these radical feminists somehow muster enough people to sabotage the entire country in November, I guarantee you I will die without ever having seen a woman President either.