Morbid

So, I'm going through my financial paperwork, and realize something: as of December 17th of this year, my life insurance covers a $50,000 benefit if I commit suicide. I always thought that suicide was an instant disqualifier, but I guess not. Of course, it's well over double that if I just die. Still, it's nice to know that the Cobain option is on the table if things get really bad.