cnn.com reports that a Russian Model/Bodyguard was killed in a failed carjacking today. To those familiar with this individual, this is surely a horrible tragedy. To someone who is unfamiliar with this person, there's something bigger here. Specifically, Moscow has Model/Bodyguards. Say that aloud: "model, slash bodyguard." Swish it around a bit. Taste wonderful, doesn't it? I can't emphasize this enough– in Russia, they have bodyguards, who are also models. Well, that's all I need to know. I'm booking a ticket and flying to Moscow. Today.
There are those of you who think I am kidding. To you I say, I'll send you a postcard. My flight leaves in four hours.
1 comment:
'snot fair if you already had a ticket. :P
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