It's so hard not to laugh out loud

Co-worker 1 (about 60 years old): “I’m working on a wall of pictures in my house, of me riding every world-class roller coaster in the United States.”

Co-worker 2: “Oh, wow! How many have you ridden so far?”

Co-worker 1: “Just one. Statosphere, in Las Vegas. But I’ve been meaning to go down to San Jose…”