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She's not even trying anymore

Ok, so she blatantly lied about how she's willing to put herself in danger by running for cover in Bosnia under sniper fire, so what's her excuse when they pull out the footage showing her calmly walking across the runway with her daughter and a bunch of seventh graders (who better to take with you when you're expecting to be gunned down by snipers)? She didn't lie about it, because she didn't write about it in her book.

OOOOOH. See, that's why it's okay. It's only a complete fabrication for the explicit purpose of misrepresenting yourself as capable of being the leader of the free world if it's done in writing.

When asked for a response, Barack gave a stirring speech about how Hillary Clinton rapes black babies in her off time and eats twinkies in front of starving Somalians, but neglected to write the accusation down. So it's okay.

I'm kidding, of course– Barack Obama's not a douchebag.

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